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Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
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Osama and Mullah Omar fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

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by andydougan
7-05-03

Mohammed Omar and Osama bin Liner, bearded mass murderers


	But seriously, Oz, you don't really believe all this Islam stuff? I mean, were you dropped on your head as a kid?


	No, no, it all makes logical sense. You see, the creator of the universe cares deeply about our dietary habits...


	Hey, maybe that's why you wear that bandage on your head! Cos you were dropped on it! So you needed a bandage! Lol!


	*Look, I'm trying to explain here. Anyway, I thought you* were a Muslim!**


	Nah, I just said that so the Taliban would make me their leader. I'm actually a Scientologist.


	You know, I'm sure we've had this joke...

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