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Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
Osama and Mullah Omar fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

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At last a comic about "Suicidegate". Don't get too excited.

by andydougan
7-27-03

Tony Blair, Prime Minister, and Geoff Hoon, soon-to-be ex-Defence Secretary


	Hey, whatever your name is. We need a minister to resign to distract from my lying, and we've decided on you. Sorry and everything.


	But what about all those times I warmed your toilet seat for you? Didn't they mean anything?


	Look, you knew the deal when you signed up to be my bootlicker. Don't let the door hit you on the ass etc.


	Oh Tony, wherever shall I go? Whatever shall I do? I don't have any skills except reading out doctored casualty lists!

Meanwhile, in the Tora Bora hills, Osama bin Laden and Mohammed Omar discuss current affairs


	*The Wee Free guy won Big Brother* and my vote didn't even get through! We must drown Orkney in infidel blood!**


	Oh get a life.

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