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Dramatis Personae
Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
Osama and Mullah Omar fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

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Inane queries

by andydougan
8-01-03

Library enquiries


	My friend and I are going on a cruise to Egypt,we dock at Alexandra and Port Said. My friend would love to visit her brothers grave at Fayed Cemetery.


	could you please tell me if we can get to Fayed Cemetery from any of these places and hoe far in miles it is.


	So I replied "How the exploding vagina should I know?"


	I'd've said "How the glans".

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