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And not a "moh" in sight

by andydougan
8-27-03

On his journey up the journalistic ladder, future BBC reporter John Pienaar once temped for FOX News's fashion department


	Hey, John, we've got international supermodel Kate Moss coming in for an interview. This could be your ticket to the big time!


	But I'm just a temp! I'm only qualified to clean Rupert Murdoch's teeth. With my nipples. While he's chewing.


	Well, his teeth will just have to cope. Only you can do this interview.


	Why is that, exactly?


	Among Kate Moss's demands is that her interviewer have horns, hooves and a tail. Only you fit the bill.


	Our proprietor off sick, then?

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