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by andydougan
8-29-03

Tony Blair at the Hutton inquiry


	So, Prime Minister. About this "forty-five minute claim", the ridiculously narrow aspect of your unflagging deceit on which this inquiry is concentrating.


	Yeah. We believed that was true when we put it in. May Alistair Campbell resign if I tell a lie.


	But now it's turned out to be wrong.


	Right. So we're not dishonest, just incompetent. Yes, folks, that is actually the line we're taking.


	A poll on Channel 4 News found that 90% of the public have noticed that you're a liar.


	Yeah, well, a third of the electorate voted for us in 1997. So I wouldn't listen to anything they say.

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