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Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
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by andydougan
9-16-03

The debate in the media:


	The government was entirely honest. They really believed Saddam was going to atom bomb us all any second.


	Ha! What a dupe! The sinister truth is that the government slightly exaggerated Iraq's threat to create an excuse to overthrow the tyrant!

The debate in the real world:


	The government lied that Iraq could fight its way out of a paper bag to create an excuse to overthrow the tyrant.


	Ha! The government lied because it was ordered to go to war for US oil hegemony.

Meanwhile:


	What do you get if you slit David Kelly's wrists and stuff him full of paracetamol?


	A handy distraction! Oh, and an orgasm.

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