Self-censorship

Author: andydougan

Date: September 16, 2003

by andydougan
9-16-03
The debate in the media:
The government was entirely honest. They really believed Saddam was going to atom bomb us all any second.
Ha! What a dupe! The sinister truth is that the government slightly exaggerated Iraq's threat to create an excuse to overthrow the tyrant!
The debate in the real world:
The government lied that Iraq could fight its way out of a paper bag to create an excuse to overthrow the tyrant.
Ha! The government lied because it was ordered to go to war for US oil hegemony.
Meanwhile:
What do you get if you slit David Kelly's wrists and stuff him full of paracetamol?
A handy distraction! Oh, and an orgasm.