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Dramatis Personae
Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
Osama and Mullah Omar fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

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by andydougan
1-05-04


	I fled Tibet with my family in the cargo hold of a sewage-removal boat. I'm now being sent home to be tortured to death by the government. What are you in for?


	I used my girlfriend's fortnight-old daughter as a slip-on toy until her entrails started coming out.


	The police thought I'd better stay overnight in the cells. Then I'm getting out to marry my girlfriend.


	Can you teach me to impress chicks?

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