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Dramatis Personae
Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
Osama and Mullah Omar fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

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Meet the candidates

by andydougan
1-23-04

Kerry


	I'm the current frontrunner. I'm as much in the dark as you as to why. My policies consist of doing what the President says.

Lieberman


	The electorate are unlikely to vote for me because my people killed Christ. And even if they hadn't, Jeb Bush would fix it so I lost.

Edwards


	I style myself on John Kennedy. So let's hope I get shot in the head.


	I hate this job.

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