TEH MOST IMPORTANT COMIC OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!11#

Author: andydougan

Date: January 27, 2004

by andydougan
1-27-04
Early January: Greg Dyke, BBC Director-General, and Huw Edwards, BBC news anchor, peruse the month's political agenda
It says here that the tuition fees vote and the Hutton Report are due on consecutive days!
So what?
So, we can present this as "the most important 24 hours of Tony Blair's life"! We can pretend his career hangs in the balance! Imagine the ratings we'll get!
But he'll win the vote thanks to his robots in Scotland. And as for Hutton, do you really expect him to say anything bad about a British Prime Minister?
Well, I know how to put an exciting spin on a boring story. That's why I'm Director-General and you're just the hunky face of teatime.
I thought that was because you let them use your perineum as a coathanger at cabinet meetings.