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Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
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TEH MOST IMPORTANT COMIC OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!11#

by andydougan
1-27-04

Early January: Greg Dyke, BBC Director-General, and Huw Edwards, BBC news anchor, peruse the month's political agenda


	It says here that the tuition fees vote and the Hutton Report are due on consecutive days!


	So what?


	So, we can present this as "the most important 24 hours of Tony Blair's life"! We can pretend his career hangs in the balance! Imagine the ratings we'll get!


	But he'll win the vote thanks to his robots in Scotland. And as for Hutton, do you really expect him to say anything bad about a British Prime Minister?


	Well, I know how to put an exciting spin on a boring story. That's why I'm Director-General and you're just the hunky face of teatime.


	I thought that was because you let them use your perineum as a coathanger at cabinet meetings.

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