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Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
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Inane Conversations #47

by andydougan
2-09-04


	*Look, Lethal Weapon 4* is on. The best of the series. Which is like being the best pustule on my rump.**


	You know Jet Li is only 4'7", don't you? He's also 2042 years old, and the last one left of the ancient Dong dynasty.


	*He can levitate, teleport and make a model Enterprise* out of a milk carton and a dead armadillo.**


	I can make a dead armadillo out of a live armadillo using only a loaded firearm.


	Mind you, one thing he can't do is act.

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