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Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
Osama and Mullah Omar fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

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Blood meridian

by andydougan
2-17-04

Russell Crowe and Christian Slater, thespian thugs


	That was a pretty wild party.


	If you don't have to wade through waist-deep viscera to get to the door of the club, you've wasted the night. That's my motto.


	Maybe married life is turning me soft, but I find myself pondering the ethical implications of our behaviour.


	Well, the number of children I conceived tonight is probably about the same as the number of lives I cut short. So I like to think it balances out.


	I don't think there's any way those women are still capable of giving birth.


	Aw, no! We have to go back! I've left my siege engine inside!

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