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Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
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The long Johns

by andydougan
2-25-04

John Edwards and John Kerry, presidential candidates


	This presidential primary campaign ain't big enough for the both of us!


	If the results so far are any indication, it seems the voters agree with you on that, if on nothing else. Ho ho.


	Of course, if y'all were to tragically buy the farm, I'd win by default!


	Son, I wouldn't even try it. When you were still in diapers, I was learning how to gut a dink at thirty paces.


	It's a bit tiresome how you always go on about Vietnam.


	Vietnam?

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