Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

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Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of Teatime®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
Osama and Mullah Omar fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

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by andydougan
2-29-04
The fellowship
Tonight, Ian, is our night! The night when I finally wreak bloody vengeance on those boys who bullied me in school!
They didn't bully you for being a crap director. They bullied you for being a fat speccy. And you still are.
GIVE ME AN OSCAR WORTHY OF...er, MY PERFORMANCE!
Sorry, Sauron. You're not nominated, nor are you invited to the ceremony. But I got you a black-and-white portable TV with crap reception to watch it on. Bye!
The Return of the King? That film owned! Apart from that flying eye guy. He couldn't act for balls.
This is enough to make you want to enshadow the western lands.
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