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Dramatis Personae
Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
Osama and Mullah Omar fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

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His story's seldom told (and with good reason)

by andydougan
4-26-04


	*If there's a better song than The Boxer, I don't want to hear about it.*


	*What about I Know a Song That'll Get on Your Nerves* by Joe Pasquale?**


	*Shut up. The Boxer* is the greatest song ever written. I see a lot of parallels between the life of its protagonist and my own.**


	I guess I must be misinterpreting the lyrics.

Simon and Garfunkel in the late 60s


	What say we do one about an autistic deviant who writes reviews of films he hasn't seen whilst copulating with Jammy Dodgers?


	That's the last time I let Art come up with the idea for a song.

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