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Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
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Rums' errs of war

by andydougan
5-09-04

Donald Rumsfeld, Secretary of Preemptive Defence


	I was deeply, deeply saddened when I realised the pictures of our soldiers molesting Iraqis were going to be leaked.


	What about the new, worse photos and videos you say have yet to come to light? What goes on in them?


	Well, let's just say Saddam's old plastic shredders aren't exactly in danger of breaking down through disuse.


	And is it true that "Lynndie" England is really a hermaphrodite?

Meanwhile


	Mr Presiden, howcum you haven't sacked that guy yet?


	So he can deflect criticism from me when more pics of Americans eating babies are released! It's a trick I learned from Tony Bliar! Don't say he has no influence!

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