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UKIP have exceedingly bad candidates

by andydougan
6-01-04

Jacques Chirac, Gallic white-collar criminal, relaxes in front of the tube


	Most voters want us to leave Europe! How can they all be extremists? Eh? Eh? Eh? Well? Answer me!


	This is great! All the pieces are falling into place! We've wrangled it so that supporting withdrawal from the EU is popularly equated with xenophobia!


	*And by the way! I was talking about towelhead states, not towelheads!!! Wibble de woop! DON'T MENTION THE WAR HA HA REMEMBER 1815*


	Now only two British parties support withdrawal, with one of them fronted by an absolutely insane racist!


	Er, right. Thanks to Mr Kilroy-Silk for that contribution.


	And the BNP aren't too appealing either!

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