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Please prevent papal pests being printed in my paper

by andydougan
7-05-04

Mario Cunti, Archbishop of Glasgow


	...atchell delicately put it: "Homophobes = fagits". Jon Sopel is on the scene.


	Hm. Some issue distantly related to sex is in the news at the moment. That's my cue to get on the blawer to the media.


	*Hi, is that the Herald? This is Archbishop Cunti. If you've got some space to fill, I can write you a 16000-word piece on why fucking is wrong.*


	Mario, mate, "space to fill" is our middle name. Get on it.

Meanwhile, ex-Cardinal Tom Winning waxes tedious


	The homosexual lobby are basically Nazis...blah blah...perversion... not Adam and Steve...sex this...sex that...waffle... gibber...


	Groan. They weren't kidding around when they named this place "Hell".

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