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Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
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It's thinking time

by andydougan
7-25-04

Impressing the lesbian flatmate


	So what's it like to have sex with a woman?


	'Sall right.


	You know what I hate? When I search for pr0n, wank to it, and at the crucial moment notice that the title of the page is "She-males".


	Secretly I kind of like it, but I won't tell her that so she thinks I'm macho!


	*I said* we shouldn't have replied to a flat ad that was attracting flies, but noooo...**

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