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Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
Osama and Mullah Omar fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

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by andydougan
8-03-04

Crisis for Christian Slater at the Edinburgh Fringe


	*I'm afraid I'm going to have to cancel my appearance in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. I'm sick, you see.*


	Yes, we know that. You get your kicks out of snorting crack cut with ground glass and then going out to beat up women. That's why we cast you.


	I meant physically sick. I have chicken pox.


	Sissy.

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