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Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
Osama and Mullah Omar fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

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Turn that racket off and put on some Bal Sagoth

by andydougan
9-09-04


	I don't want to stop looking at you/Ten million years in your presence would be insufficient...


	I remember when Aerosmith were a rock band. Now all they play is kissing songs for 13-year-old girls. It makes me ill.


	I long to stare into your cunt until the END OF TIME BAY-BEE oh yeeeeaah


	What happened to the bands that used to bite the heads off giraffes and vomit into each other's eyes?


	And now with their new Roger Whittaker cover, here's Slayer...

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