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Dramatis Personae
Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
Osama and Mullah Omar fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

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Why don't you get a job?

by andydougan
7-09-01


	Want to buy a Big Issue? Obtain reading material and help the homeless in one fell swoop!


	No. You'd just spend the money on drugs.


	So what do you do for a living?


	I'm a grossly overpaid member of an incompetent quango.


	I see you've got a packet of biscuits, a porn film and a sickbag there. Got a little party planned this evening?


	Look, what I do with my money is my business!

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