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Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
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That winning smile

by andydougan
7-10-01


	Michael Portillo, you're the frontrunner in the leadership election. I expect you're pretty confident?


	Yes, because many of my supporters will vote tactically to keep Ken Clarke off the final ballot, and no one in their right mind would vote for Iain Duncan Smith.


	Isn't that a very underhand way of winning?


	Of course, but I'm an amoral wretch who cares about nothing but success. Any other stupid questions?

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