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Dramatis Personae
Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
Osama and Mullah Omar fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

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by andydougan
12-26-04


	The amount of information a symbol contains is related to its probability of occurence, and hence its entropy. If you process a lot of text, you can work out the relative probability of the letters.


	Once you know this, you can calculate their maximum possible compression. The perfect compression algorithm for the English language could compress a letter down to just over one bit.


	So then I headbutted him in the crotch and ran away in tears.


	You're an idiot.

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