Trick or treat

Author: andydougan

Date: February 2, 2005

by andydougan
2-02-05
Excuse me, ma'am. I'm looking to spend some money. Are you by any chance a prostitute?
Er...no.
But I just saw you fellate a limbless tramp for 20p.
Well, yes, all right. But I have to draw a line somewhere. I have my reputation to think about, after all.
It's remarks like that that make me want to hang myself.
Your whining isn't making you any prettier.