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Dramatis Personae
Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
Osama and Mullah Omar fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

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The Portillo Sketch

by andydougan
7-17-01

BBC News with Huw Edwards


	The elephant is dead! Andrew Marr is on the scene! Andrew!


	So much for you, then. Think you'll ever make a comeback?


	No. Definitely, categorically not. This is it. I'm washed up. Finished. I am no more. I have ceased to be. I am an ex-front bencher.


	Of course, you also said a few months ago that you'd definitely, categorically never run for leader.


	Yeah, but I mean it this time.

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