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Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
Osama and Mullah Omar fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

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Pukka tukka

by andydougan
3-29-05


	I'll have the salade rÃ©gurgitÃ©e with sauce Ã catarrhe and a croÃ»te de sperme. Oh, and a side order of freedom fries.


	Very good, sir. And to drink?


	This is kind of a digression - but have you ever noticed that if you rub the crevice between your leg and scrotum, it feels a bit like a woman's vagina?


	DO YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT?! WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DRINK?!?!


	I don't know. I seem to have mislaid the wine list.


	Sir's skinny ass is sitting on it.

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