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Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
Osama and Mullah Omar fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

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The Real Slim Schadenfreude

by andydougan
4-22-05


	So you were in hospital again. It must be bad being such a lousy fucking alcoholic.


	*It is. And I'll be sure to make light of your* suffering some time.**


	You made light of it plenty when I got refused a job as a human toilet because they didn't think my personal hygiene was up to scratch.


	Oh yeah. That was a good one.


	And the time Fat Doris turned me down for that harlequin foetus.


	Classic.

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