The Real Slim Schadenfreude

Author: andydougan

Date: April 22, 2005

by andydougan
4-22-05
So you were in hospital again. It must be bad being such a lousy fucking alcoholic.
It is. And I'll be sure to make light of your suffering some time.
You made light of it plenty when I got refused a job as a human toilet because they didn't think my personal hygiene was up to scratch.
Oh yeah. That was a good one.
And the time Fat Doris turned me down for that harlequin foetus.
Classic.