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Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
Osama and Mullah Omar fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

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by andydougan
8-13-01

The Daily Record, Glasgow


	I see that a man who went through hell fleeing a tyrannical regime has been mindlessly knifed to death in Glasgow, the very place he came to escape that regime.


	Bah! He was probably an illegal immigrant. And a con artist, too. So who cares?


	Also, some ned has accidentally killed himself by sniffing lighter fluid.


	Alack! He was no angel! Football-daft! We'll all miss him! We must hunt down the evil shopkeeper who sold him the lighter fluid!

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