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Dramatis Personae
Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
Osama and Mullah Omar fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

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Four months is a long time in comics

by andydougan
10-06-05


	The future that stretches before me is defeat, resignation and then the grave. My one comfort is that your dreams, too, are destined for utter ruin.


	I make three hundred thousand dollars a year and am considered a luminary in my field. I'm a twice Nobel Laureate. Women want me and men want to be me.


	I appreciate your taking the time to talk to me.


	The pleasure was mine.

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