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Dramatis Personae
Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
Osama and Mullah Omar fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

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by andydougan
1-29-07


	Hello, can I speak to Mr Dougan, please?


	Spunkin'. Lol.


	Right. I'm calling from HarperCollins about your recent job interview. The long and short of it is, you cunted it up. We'd rather employ Derry Irvine's receded scrotum. And then lick the scrotum.


	Wow! That's the best feedback I've ever had from a job application. I used to think you Murdoch guys were kind of Nazis, but I had you all wrong!


	Based on your performance, our most fervent hope is that you and all those dear to you will have nails hammered into your soft palates until you die.


	Will you marry me?

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