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Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
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Comic Cup 6 - Why Rome fell

by andydougan
11-01-01

The Creation "Science" Institute


	We've just got the results of the carbon dating tests on the Pickmaster 3000 electric nosepicker we unearthed.


	And?


	According to the test, the Pickmaster is about 1500 years old! This proves that carbon dating is a sham and creationism is the one true science!


	Huzzah! Break out the non-alcoholic champagne!

5th century AD


	I don't care what anyone thinks. I'm opening a Pickmaster 3000 emporium and that's that!


	I'm telling you, Brutus, it's immoral. It'll lead to the decline of civilisation as we know it.

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