The sweetest thing

Author: andydougan

Date: October 31, 2009

by andydougan
10-31-09
At the end of a hard day, I like nothing better than to run a hot bath, pour a big mug of cocoa, put my feet up...
...and dig out Bono's thyroid cartilage with a blunt, rusty, shit-covered trowel.
The simple pleasures are the best.
The only problem is trying not to ejaculate too quickly.