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Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
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Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
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Comic Cup 7.7 - It's fun to stay at the NHS

by andydougan
1-22-02

At the private sector casualty department


	Excuse me, doctor. Need some help here.


	My God! What happened to you?!


	I got into a bit of a fight in a hardware shop. But hell, you should see the other guy!


	All right, don't try to speak. Take a seat and we'll get that seen to at once. It's just as well you had the sense to come to us instead of a National Health hospital!


	Excuse me, doctor. Need some help here.


	Waiting room's the burned-out car in the back. And try not to inhale when you pass the corpse in the corridor.

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