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Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
Osama and Mullah Omar fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

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TTCC - Obeying the letter, not the spirit

by andydougan
4-05-02


	So after I've licked off all the cream, exactly how far up do you want me to insert the fruit?


	Just keep pushing until the intestinal wall feels like it's about to give. While you're doing this, reach around with the steel wool...


	Uh, I hate to interrupt, but your cock's pecked a hole in the melon.


	Yeah, that's the trouble with gallinaceous fowl. I've been thinking of exchanging it for a beaver or something.


	Anyway, how am I supposed to fit a grapefruit into your rectum?


	Well, it'll require a bit of stretching, sure, but it should be possible. Getting the cucumber into the urethra will be the really tricky bit...

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