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Dramatis Personae
Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
Osama and Mullah Omar fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

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TTCC - An interview with the cowboy

by andydougan
4-24-02


	It hurts so badly...it's almost too painful to talk about. You have no idea what it's like...


	Okay, sir, if you'll just answer a few more questions, it'll help us find whoever was responsible for your partner's death.


	Okay, I...I suppose so.


	Your partner's BRUTAL death, I should say. Your partner's horrific, slow_disembowelment with a rusty trowel, which probably took several torturous hours to kill him.


	...I...I...I...


	Sergeant, could you fetch the autopsy pictures, please?

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