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Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
Osama and Mullah Omar fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

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Oscar One-Five

by andydougan
4-25-02


	HOW SILLY OF ME...OF COURSE YOU'LL HAVE SEEN IT.


	Main problem's those eccies 'n' that, though, eh? Ah don't want ma boay gettin' intae that shite.


	YOU LIVE HERE. YOU MUST HAVE SEEN BEN LOMOND! HA! HA!


	Here, that's somethin' you cunts should be sortin' oot. These dealers, like. Scum o' the Earth, by the wey.


	We seem to have bridged the language gap easily enough...


	You should be makin' laws against um or somethin', know? Those eccies shouldnae be allowed.

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