Phyrrus had nothing on these guys

Author: andydougan

Date: May 29, 2002

by andydougan
5-29-02
Iain Duncan Smith, Conservative leader, and David Davis, his aide-de-camp
Stephen Byers has finally resigned! Yippee!
What? Aw, no.
Huh? I thought we wanted rid of him.
No! He was making the government look bad! He was doing our work for us! This is a calamity!
Oh yeah. Shit.
Look, baldie, I'm not hanging around with you because you're a fun guy. Pull your socks up so I can be Prime Minister in 2010!