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Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
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Pulls in the tourists.

by andydougan
6-04-02


	And now, a grotesque, lumbering mockery of what used to be Tom Jones!


	Agh.


	Psst! Harry! This is almost as shite as our mother's funeral. I'm going to sneak out and score some coke. Coming?


	Okay. Being here is making me uneasy, anyway. I'm sure we're a ripe target for the Real IRA.


	**cough schx bchm...schx bchm...ychre a schx... choke collapse**


	Please let it be.

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