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How many fingers, Winston?

by andydougan
6-09-02


	Funny how Princess Margaret and the Queen Mother both died just months before the Jubilee, which was previously expected to be a complete flop.


	What are you implying?


	Just that it seems quite a coincidence. The Queen Mother hangs on all these years, then just so happens to snuff it at the most convenient time of all? Whatever.


	You lefties are just miffed that it was such a success. Why, the attendance at the Socialist Party's anti-monarchist festival was just a tenth of that at the official Jubilee one!


	With a millionth of the advertising.


	You overestimate the importance of advertising. Anyway, I'm off to buy the Record and lynch asylum seekers.

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