Getting their acts together

Being a film critic extraordinaire, I make an annual comic or two to celebrate the Academy Awards. I forgot to do it this year, though.

Getting their acts together again

by andydougan
3-23-03

Will Smith and Tom Hanks, Saddam's whores


	We don't feel it's appropriate to attend the Oscars when we're bombing folks.


	Good job we weren't actually nominated.

Nicole Kidman, spinster, and Russell Crowe, soon-to-be-ex-bachelor


	Who'da thunk putting on a nasal disguise would fool people into thinking you're a good actor. What a world.


	Quick, there's just time for some bumsex. Hey, I'm talking to you.

The Academy


	Even though he half-closes his eyes and whines in lieu of acting, I think Michael Caine should win for his role in that Vietnam film.

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