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Dramatis Personae
Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
Osama and Mullah Omar fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

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Getting their acts together again

by andydougan
3-23-03

Will Smith and Tom Hanks, Saddam's whores


	We don't feel it's appropriate to attend the Oscars when we're bombing folks.


	Good job we weren't actually nominated.

Nicole Kidman, spinster, and Russell Crowe, soon-to-be-ex-bachelor


	Who'da thunk putting on a nasal disguise would fool people into thinking you're a good actor. What a world.


	Quick, there's just time for some bumsex. Hey, I'm talking to you.

The Academy


	Even though he half-closes his eyes and whines in lieu of acting, I think Michael Caine should win for his role in that Vietnam film.


	Ho! Don't mention the war!

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