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Explaining Politics.......
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| Socialism: You have two cows. You give one to your neighbour and keep one for yourself | |
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| Fascism: You have two cows. You give all the milk to the government and the government sells it. | |
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| Communism: You have two cows. You give them both to the government, and they may give you some milk. | |
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| Nazism: You have two cows. The government shoots you and takes both cows. | |
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| Anarchism: You have two cows. Keep both cows, shoot the government agent and steal another cow. | |
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| Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government makes you take harmonica lessons. | |
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