I'm butting in rudely to demand that this entire site be reformatted to my capricious whims.
types: I'm butting in rudely to demand that this entire site be reformatted to my capricious whims.
I'm not going to introduce myself and say hello as you clearly all know who I am. That would be making concessions to politeness in any case.
There's no need for all this modern technology and new-fangled design anyway, no-one wants it.
I don't care if it's 2005, I don't see why I can't view this forum on my old 80-character/25-line terminal that worked perfectly well 30 years ago when the Internet was just starting and is still work