This just in: Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor is retiring.
O'Connor was the first woman on the court. A former elected official, she was able to form winnign coalitions and was considered the powerful swing vote.
What's next Sandy?
Heading to the Mekong delta. Those giant catfish are bitin'. Gotta catch em all.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch....
Get me senator Phil "Buster" Porkmore on the hotphone, pronto, tonto.