so i'm on my way to court, and i spill coffee on my one clean white shirt. i had a premonition that would happen, a little voice told me coffee first, then dress, but no.
so let's see, what are my choices? the one covered with cat hair.. the one with the big yellow stain... i'll go with this horribly wrinkled one.
i have lots of shirts at my other house, but i can't bring them here because of the roaches
legend has it that there exists a device which removes wrinkles, but i am not personally familar with it.
my best converse, white socks, black jeans, blue tie brooks brothers jacket - i'm ready for battle
for great justice!
actually it's another routine pre-trial conference. we might set a real trial date today.