The RIAA is headed by a man named david isrealite, who I used to go to school with. He's hired a big kansas city law firm to sue millions of internet users for listening to music.
It's difficult to win a lawsuit like that if you play by their rules. The important thing is to play by your own rules.
They accuse you guys of being pirates. Alrighty then. Sharpen your cutlasses and prepare your grappling hooks.
Prepare for boarding. Take no quarter.
This concludes today's talk like a pirate day presentation.
