we don't take debit cards. you'll need to go to your bank and get cash and come back before our guys come and turn off your gas
at the bank
your ID is broken and your old ID is expired and your other ID isn't government issued and your other government issued ID doesn't have a photo and we won't tell you your pin number for the atm
at the BMV yesterday
Well we're sorry the TSA broke your ID at the airport but we can't issue you a new license until next month, unless you want to buy a replacement for [twice what the fee used to be]
