This just in: Blago has appointed Roland Burris, some distinguished old black dude who will be played by Morgan Freeman, to serve out Obama's senate term.
But the secretary of state won't sign the form, and the Senate Democrats say they won't seat him, unless, y'know, he turns out to be black or something.
stripcreator idol time: vote in the comments section for which character should play burris.
Two thousand zero zero, oops, we're out of time.
tomorrow night i'm gonna party like it's 2000 and 9.
