Tobey, will you give thanks over Thankgiving Dinner this afternoon?
Hell Ma...what do I got to be thankful for anyway?
Picture it, indianapolis 2004. I spent 3 weeks in county lockup. After I got jumped, I joined the church for protection. I learned this weird trick.
it turns out no matter how bad thing get you can always find three things a day to be thankful for.
1) we got enough cranberry relish and squash to last all of november from the trader joe's dumpster last night. 2) since the house didn't sell, we don't have to move everything.
3) the odds of my winning a comic competition went way up since me and ragu4u2 are the only ones left.
Sad but true, my friend....sad but true! But there are still a few days left to resurrect more strippers before I make the call.
posted Nov 11th, 2013 ( permalink )
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