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| Today my housemates skipped work to hit a bar as soon as it opened. | |
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| I washed their dishes, and, as I did so, learned something important. | |
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| I know, I know. Wishing dishes were fishes doesn't make them delicious. | |
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| No, I learned that their bus broke down and they didn't make it to the bar in time. | |
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| You learned you were a tool's tool. | |
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